I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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