are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
