i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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