Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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