Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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