I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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