physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
