In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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