I heard we made out
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
and you fell through a lawn chair
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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