Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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