Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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