But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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