Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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