You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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