O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm determined to sit on that face.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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