If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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