giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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