why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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