On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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