Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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