this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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