using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
