It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
NoShamevember. You game?
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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