evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Success! We fucked roommates!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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