Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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