Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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