I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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