belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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