So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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