How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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