This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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