I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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