I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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