Already got asked if we're dating
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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