Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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