are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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