Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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