Can Purell be used as lube?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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