At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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