At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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