Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you will always have a special place in my vag
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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