Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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