I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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