i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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