So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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