I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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