Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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