why didn't you poke me back
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
whose ass print is on the piano?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
