woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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