i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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