Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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