I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
