Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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