Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I have aggressive nipples.
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