You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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